1. On the drive home from our Labor Day weekend in Detroit, I was explaining to my wife the Justin Verlander/Kate Upton nude photo controversy when she interrupted me and said, “Who would want to see that?” I said, “well, it was only Verlander’s naked butt cheek, Upton was the one REALLY naked.” She asked again, “who would want to see her naked?” I paused, look at her in astonishment and replied “uh, every man on earth.”
Me: “Cause she’s a gorgeous super model.”
Her: “so, I don’t want to see johnny Depp naked.”
me: “forget it”
I mean, am I nuts? Do most women respond like this? I’m shocked that she couldn’t understand why
nearly every man in America didn’t want to see Upton in the buff. Now my wife thinks I’m some kind of pervert, I’ll never understand women.